Just For Laughs

Before I go, I thought I'd leave you with something to laugh about. I think these are really funny.

1. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
2. Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
3. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
4. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
5. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
8. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
9. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
10. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
11. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
12. Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
13. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
14. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
15. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
16. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

I particularly like number 9. You can check out more jokes at http://www.gpsa.com/

cheers for now

Catch-up

Well well, it most definitely been awhile since I last posted anything. My apologies.

As I mentioned earlier, we had our camp and it went really well. We experienced different kinds of weather including monstrous thunder. Needless to say, most of the tents flooded and we ended up sleeping inside. But it was an all around good camp. We then had a conference at feet on the street, which also went well. We had a good number of people show and the praise and worship was awesome. Our worship team includes do a really great job. Thanks guys.

Other than that not to much has been happening. I'm going to work at a summer camp this week so I'll be away for awhile again. Sorry guys, I know you miss me!!!

Work hard, chat you you guys soon.

Church Camping

It's time... the weather is good, the land is ready (sort of) and the tents are backed.

We are having our first camp this summer. It will be part of The Enoch House so it's not a fun camp, but rather a camp with purpose. Although camps are always fun. As you may know we used to do alot of camping with our church in South Africa and we saw great benefits from that. We would like to get back into that. Perhaps not quite as much, but in that direction.

The camp will take place this weekend, as in tomorrow, at some friends property very far from my house. We hardly even have the basics for camping, but we have a fireplace, tent and chairs which is all we need.

On Sun, Mon and Tues night we will be having a conference right after the camp at feet on the street. You can read all about it at the other site.

I'll be sure to keep you all updated on how it goes.

As I told you I've been studying internet stuff, I started a site about swimming flippers as one of my niche sites. It's searched over 200 times a day. Today I checked and I'm ranked number two in Yahoo for the word. Nothing for google YET, but I'm really excited about it.

Hope you have a super rad weekend

cheers

JONO

One Year In The States

Yesterday, was the day. I have been in the USA for one full year now. And I didn't even get any gifts. It's been a very eventful year, so I thought I might share a brief outline of what has happened.

One year ago I left for Florida, expected one thing and was met with another. Those few months there was a very trying time for as I couldn't do anything. Nothing at all! And that's pretty much it. Although it wasn't all bad. I made some good friends down in Jax. I can say I lived in Florida, not many can say that. I was able to go jet-skiing, visit disney world and be in extreme heat that I have never felt before.

During this time, I was able to fly to Vermont for a conference, drive down to PA, drive back to Vermont, then back to PA to fly home. Long hey.

After some deliberation we decided to move to PA, who knows why? Me! Anyway, here expectations didn't go as planned again, but somehow things have worked itself out, finally.
Since I've been in PA, I have been to NYC 3 times, seen a broadway show and two sight and sound shows. I was able to drive (jup me) from Jax to PA twice. I even got the chance to see snow and go sledding. I have a few good friends up here, I even met someone special;)

I have been to a total of 12 states and two countries, which I am very grateful for.
Some days have been boring and some jam packed, it's been a rollercoaster ride, I don't want to do again, but somehow think it might.
I am still not allowed to work, but I am studying online. We even have purpose now with the church. We are doing our first camp and conference two weeks.

So all this to say, I am grateful for everything that I've done this year, all the people I met (good and bad) and the things I've accomplished (not to much).
I look forward to many more years with you AMERICA. We shall have fun...

Our New Website

Website building. It's definitely not very easy and takes a lot of time, but I have enjoyed doing it over the past few weeks. Learning various things about it, I still only know very little.
As you may know, I have been working on one for the Church Organization we starting. It's called The Enoch House. Just click it and it will take you right there!

The website is still a work in progress, but it better to launch it than leave it to work on forever. Me, being a perfectionist to a degree, would never get a website launched.

www.theenochhouse.org

Church Gone Way Wrong

300,000 the first service!
Over 2,000,000 members now. Is it really possible?

Well, it is been done. CHURCH OF OPRAH is going strong. But is it really church.

Let's watch this you tube and then decide. Click Here.


1) Jesus is the ONLY way, I strongly believe this point.

2)God is not jealous of us. Why on earth would He be!!! Most of our lives aren't what we want it to be anyway, so why would He want it. He gets jealous when we serve other god's instead of Him.

That's just some points, all in all, I think it sucks. Totally not Christian. Not enough to get me to go to that church. What's your thoughts???